Anonymous asked: Do you follow any porn blogs?

Yeah i think they are mostly lesbian porn blogs though. I’m not a huge fan of the D.

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I can’t sleep someone come sit on my face…

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

THIS IS HOW IM GOING TO ARGUE IN MY FUTURE RELATIONSHIPS! “Is this going to be an argument baby? because if so we need to run and grab a helium balloon before we start this thing here” My children will be like the fuck moms?

(via ugh-gross)

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