datsenseofhumor:

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

i ship it

(Source: kerryswashington)

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Anonymous asked: Everything was perfect when all the monsters were here on tumblr kidding, always making text post and talking about gaga and fangirling. Now y'all like LDR or someone eles. There's no that "eternity" some of you used to say like "i will always be a monsters" well, ha ha y'all grew up and dont give a fuck about it anymore. Woh i still love gaga like the queen she is. better than LDR btw.

What are you even talking about? i’m still very much in love with gaga. I’m sorry but i’m aloud to enjoy other music besides Gaga. I have 3 Lady Gaga Tattoos. I’ve been to every single tour she’s ever had INCLUDING The Fame Ball Tour. I have SEVERAL Lady Gaga posters, magazines, books, and DVDs. I have met her more than a few times. I NAMED MY FUCKING CAT “LOOPY PEANUT” AFTER HER. And many other things that you don’t deserve the privilege of knowing. Just because i have a FUCKING LIFE NOW AND WORK 2 FUCKING JOBS and don’t have time to fucking fan girl over ANY FUCKING CELEBRITY doesn’t mean i don’t/won’t always love the FUCK out of Lady Gaga. This is MY blog that i only use every so often because i’m FUCKING BUSY living my FUCKING LIFE. Legit. We grow up and things change and i don’t have time to make texts post gushing about anything besides the shit that’s actually going on in my life. Just because i don’t spend all my time gushing about people on my blog doesn’t mean i care any less. Hop off my dick. 

Why aren’t you bitching because i like EDM as well? Because i’m pretty sure i’m more into that shit than i am into Lana. like you make zero sense. Shut the fuck up.

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hbic666:

this is so perfect
me all weekend at work